Welcome to the distant future on an Earth that, sadly, is too much like our own.

One RVS model 68 Electropomorphic™ janitorial android arrives from one hundred years lost in deep space with no memory of who she is or why she was sent.

Found to be grossly unemployable, she is forced into a menial corporate custodial job in New Jersey well below her greatest aspirations. In the interim she befriends a malfunctioning "sister" from the New South, a just-out-of-the-shipping-carton Neo-Japanese Quantum Accounting™ unit, and a man who would really like to help them all-if he only knew how. Unfortunately, he faces insurmountable odds and an all-powerful labor union with hordes of outsourced goons.

Together they search for their true place in the world, because anything has to be better than this corporate crap.

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So what is this? Well,  it's sci-fi-fi comedy...
science fiction and finance...
Quite possibly the first of its kind,
most likely the last.

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Unsafe At Any Voltage

The first installment of a planned 150 part epic series of novels is freely available for download!

Here's a preview, and when you've read that, come back and:

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It loses its cool formatting from the original, unfortunately.
Thanks to Dave Brown for converting it.

 

People who would most likely find this amusing:

  • Folks in the New York area

  • Wrestling fans (or anti-fans)

  • Those who work in IT or finance

  • Fans of sci-fi comedy

  • Anyone who thinks New Jersey jokes are funny

Just a few of the things you'll learn about in Unsafe at Any Voltage!

  • Lunch at the Infinite BagelPlex™.
  • How to get your money into a Quantum Fund™ Account.
  • Two exciting IAWM (Intersystem Association of Wrestling Machines) events!
  • A trip on Hillary Clinton's Whitewater Rapids in the amusement park that used to be Washington DC.
  • Just how dangerous unpeeled onions can be.
  • What's on the corner of Koch Street and Woody Allen Avenue and how to escape from it.
  • How many bottles of Jeb Bush beer are left in the refrigerator.
  • The way not to drive a nuclear powered steam locomotive.
  • Where Rudy Giuliani the 13th went on vacation.
  • How garbage becomes the most valuable resource on Earth.
  • The IAWM superstar android wrestlers, Cold Rolled Steel™ and H Cubed™.
  • How the Red Hook Armada defeated General Chilkowitz in the Battle of Harborside.
  • Proper usage of  PlunJolnir®, the toilet unclogger of the Gods.
  • Remember: don't misplace your Styrofoam cups.

 

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Some interesting quotes:

“Pickles? That can’t be good…”
“Not good at all…”
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“If anyone has any bright or not-so-bright ideas, now would be a good time to share them!”
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“Thank you! The fare is $3205. You have thirty seconds to make payment or the compartment will be flooded with Nervex™ gas. Debit or major credit cards only, and sorry we do not take Armenian Express. Thank you.”
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“I need to have a talk with Grendel when I get back. Parts of this body are grossly out of proportion.”
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“Where did you learn how to drive a train?”
“Nowhere; I just pushed the big green ‘start’ button and moved the lever from ‘turtle’ to ‘rabbit’, and it started moving!”
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 “Hudson, distance to the containment wall?”
“One point seven two kiloyards.”
“Hudson, distance left to come to a stop?”
“Two point zero two kiloyards.”
“So, we’re going to crash.”
“Yes, we are. Now would be a good time to point out that this locomotive meets all applicable crash protection standards at its time of manufacture, and earned a Five Atom rating for leakage and meltdown protection.”
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“What the hell kind of plan was that?”
"I never claimed it to be a good plan."
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“I would also like to take this opportunity thank you for your interest in DemoTek® Explosives, and I hope you’ll consider us again for your demolition needs.”
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"You’re an asshole, you know that?”
"Yep. I sure do. Whip! Okay, time for everyone to die.”
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"So, did you come here to get a closer look at this thing? Its pretty cool, isn’t it? Turns these Presidents into nice, neat piles, ready for recycling. It’s fun, fast, efficient, and environmentally friendly!"
 

Legal crap: Interspace 95, the Interspace 95 logo, and the Unsafe at any Voltage document are copyrighted works of me and should not be reproduced without the permission of the author. The Unsafe at any Voltage document is freely distributed in its PDF or Doc+ format. This means you may give it to anyone you think may want to read it so long as you do not charge any money for it; nor should the original document be modified in any way. You may also give it to people who you think would not want to read it if you feel that it would annoy them, and in the process bring you happiness. Again, as long as you don't charge for it. Of course, that's silly, but people sometimes do strange things.