Ethan eXpo will be held for 32 days from September 11th to October 12th at the beautiful Hotel Clovis in Clovis, New Mexico. Room rates for the convention are $32/night single, $49/night double, and $65/night for 'all you can pack into130 square feet'. Suites and rooms without bird droppings are available for an additional charge. Electricity and running water are not available. Candles will be provided free of charge to convention guests. Buckets of water will be available at the lobby. Crowbar keys can be picked up at the front desk when your reservation is confirmed.

One day memberships are $99.95
Weekend memberships are $249.95
Weeklong passes are $7,999.95


AIR CHUPACABRA is the official airline of Ethan eXpo. Show your receipt at the the ticket counter behind the restroom and get a 33% discount on a round trip ticket!

"The flight crew came out in mid flight and had us for food. That's the kind of personal service you don't get on the big airlines." - Ying Chen, satisfied customer
While not at the convention, some of the local attractions may interest you. The 3lefties "The Internet Proffessionals" office is within walking distance of the hotel, as is the Union Pacific railyard. Some local cultural attractions include the 7-11 and the Texaco mini-mart. In addition, Ethan eXpo 84 has a fully featured gaming facility for all you Video Game otaku. King of the Fighters 95 and Ms. Pac Man are located down the street at the Wash-O-Mat.

Daycare facilities are located at the nearby Villa Del Sol trailer park under the direct supervision of Lydia, resident crack whore. We figure she has enough kids that she won't be bothered by a few dozen more.
 
Guided tours of the abandoned pork slaughter house are available. Contact the Clovis Office of Tourism for dates and times.

A local favorite establishment, the Hillcrest Zoo, is open for all you animal lovers. There you can see the amazing trunkless elephant, the leopard who ate the elephant's trunk, and of course, a parrot.

You Goths are in for a treat, as the Steed Todd Funeral Home is nearby. Embalming lessons are available by appointment.